God..Is..That..You?

I am a receptionist for a church and I have gotten some really bizarre calls in the past couple of years. One of my favorites went like this-

me:Fellowship Bible Church this is Lindsey how can I help you?

unknown caller: GOD!.......

Me: No,this is Fellowship Bible Church.

unknown caller: Oh,sorry. (hang up)

another memorable one that was not as pleasant went like this-

me: FBC this is Lindsey how can I help you?

caller:Is this Eastland Funeral Home?

me:No,this is FBC.

caller: If I wanted to talk to a church I would have f*#%@@ called a church. (hang up)

AHHHH PEOPLE! You've gotta love them....