I am a receptionist for a church and I have gotten some really bizarre calls in the past couple of years. One of my favorites went like this-
me:Fellowship Bible Church this is Lindsey how can I help you?
unknown caller: GOD!.......
Me: No,this is Fellowship Bible Church.
unknown caller: Oh,sorry. (hang up)
another memorable one that was not as pleasant went like this-
me: FBC this is Lindsey how can I help you?
caller:Is this Eastland Funeral Home?
me:No,this is FBC.
caller: If I wanted to talk to a church I would have f*#%@@ called a church. (hang up)
AHHHH PEOPLE! You've gotta love them....